There’s many things about corporate America that I’m not in love with. The fact that they are not enamored by unkempt facial hair is perhaps my least favorite part of being “a professional.” After months of facial growth, I shaved.
I don’t grow a great beard (some may even say I don’t grow a beard at all instead dismissing it as “scruff”), but it does do some great things. It hides the fact that I have no chin, a comically small mouth (like a Guess Who? mouth) and a jaw line that can only be described as imaginary. It’s now gone. Good-bye sweet beard, good-bye.
Are you happy corporate America? Now you just have another plain looking white guy.