When Bandz A Make Her Dance first came out and started gaining some heat I thought: “Why do people like this garbage?”
Then after hearing it on the radio a few times I thought: “I like this in a strictly ironic way, like the same way I watch Walking Tall whenever it’s on TV. It’s unintentionally AMAZING.”
Then I started going out of my way to listen to it and thought: “This is the BEST song of 2012 (no saracasm intended).”
Then I saw the music video and thought: “WOW. So many questions.”
Why is there a marching band in a strip club?
Why is Juicy J wearing a helmet?
Why is 2 Chainz relevant?
Now it’s clear, Bandz A Make Her Dance is NOT a song. It’s a MOVEMENT. And it’s just about the greatest thing to ever happen. I repeat: GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN.
Thank You Juicy J. I’m sorry for ever doubting you.