As a mustache enthusiast, today was a very sad day. We lost an all-time great today when Keith Hernandez decided to shave his mustache.
Whether he was winning an MVP in St. Louis.
Smoking cigs in the Met’s dugout.
Winning 11 Gold Gloves at first base.
Doing copious amounts of cocaine in the mid ’80s.
Frenching Elaine on Seinfeld.
Sleeping on the job.
Or just commenting on how women don’t belong in MLB dugouts.
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The ‘stache has always been there. Alas no longer.
You will be missed.