50 Reasons Why America is Best Country in the World

(in no particular order)

    • Not one, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE, Fast and Furious movies.
    • Birthplace of the light bulb, the iPhone and the hot pocket.
    • Obama Swag.
    • The Declaration of Independence.
    • The 1992 Dream Team.
    • The 1999 Women’s World Cup. Mia Hamm, Brandi Chastain, Brianna Scurry, ‘nough said.
    • Philly Cheesesteaks.
    • The National Anthem: Whitney Houston edition.
    • The National Anthem: Jimi Hendrix edition.
    • The Empire State Building, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Statue of Liberty.
    • The Mississippi River, the Grand Canyon, the Rocky Mountains.
    • Blue Ivy Carter.
    • Otis.
    • Sully Sullenberger. – Still Relevant-
    • Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt.
    • Twain,  Hemingway,  Steinbeck.
    • Snooki, J-Woww, The Situation.
    • Budweiser…The King of Beers.
    • Healthcare, kind of.
    • John McClane.
    • A 105-2 record in the Word Series.
    • Inventing the moon walk, courtesy of Michael Jackson.
    • Actually walking on the moon, courtesy of Neil Armstrong.
    • These.
    • Freedom of Speech.
    • Separation of Church and State.
    • Rocky IV.
    • Fox News.
    • Jon Stewart.
    • Stephen Colbert.
    • The WWF, specifically Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold and The Rock.
    • The Interstate Highway System.
    • Martin Luther King Jr, Rosa Parks, Jackie Robinson.
    • Rebecca Black.
    • Kris, Kourtney, Khloe & Kim KardashianBruce Jenner.
    • Five Dollar Foot Longs.
    • Everything Denzel Washington has ever done.
    • The Flag.
    • Democracy.
    • Fenway Park, Wrigley Field.
    • Gates, Jobs, Zuckerberg.
    • The tired, the poor, the huddled masses.
    • The 99%.
    • Superman, Batman, Spiderman.
    • YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.
    • The cover of Stankonia.
    • Bruce Springsteen.
    • The Constitution.
    • Paul Blart.
    • Seal Team Six.
    • The rest of U.S. Armed Forces.

3 thoughts on “50 Reasons Why America is Best Country in the World

  1. I agree with just about everything on your list, with the very notable exception of Snooki, J-Woww and The Situation. Happy 4th! 😀

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